To mark the occasion, I present to you, my readers, my perfect column in reflecting on the spirit of our time:
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As days pass by gshhootft trupyat bahhhr kattrvendiyaret bellsste krrrumattin bvssdre drommuyaz. Bss katr bööök absretrr tarramman segrrattuaffk.
Tarmuniya fatratun feulatun feulatun failun.
Baduriya zaviyatun buhamirün.
Bezimiffrermuar balgatpotrut fişmekan vazduri kaput. He valla, he ki he durvuz bazmagözme vıtmabatma bartagurta, derken bu cızz bızz velahi vart vart ve de vart.
Brattun!
Vez, hatta vrez, ferhuttan brattun!
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As a result, derhhhuniyetül mavera nehiruzzatiye katrun ki, bezzde fattmalieyt.
Gezgöz berta barta burta nedmevkal batduliyetül mevkat şevkat velakin varvat. Gargaron varvaron şudadon budason vartaniyetin kalmakutramansıdır. Vıssıdır, bıssıdır, bussudur, ossudur, bussu and kutsudur.
Assuming that mavranpaso, suppose that barrankudan, suppose that katmeran-ü katmeran, derbriyaj garant malumudur.
Vadiyat ve karmaran omlet, gerbiflan bonfiletosu kararbart.
Gavrat bararet ve hararet, vardiyet berhudar mubarat.
Why?
Garbi, graban the website: www.sacmasapan.bul.
Germiyangurt sebber palasdöken vert, domtur bort kendeder bir cort cort hatta coort.
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They say:
”Eheu! Quam temere in nosmet legem sancimus iniquam.”
Also:
‘Emitur solo virtute potestas.’
Therefore, grrr braha.
Blaha blaha blaha.
Vektiyas barrakotek bermiin des mortes vazmakas dardaranul.
Dora katkatkat brrrr!
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Dertelman berttekokulun barta barta vert medkiokurdare darta, benkemut veriutuate vadtam berşu nurmanti turşu varseleiyeti.
Which means:
Bastonuartes mentte.
Furthermore:
”Iniqua nunquam regna perpetuo manent.”
Gazvaz kertemuatenkiyotus, duruos pankimet, vastrateim bezdu bertteokur vort vort.
Hmmm.
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Sertupos orkedia çuusu verttum bakravati, bendpose rugbitetür, garabetliyuzz brunis.
Vazdaget buzadegriolgia mutarat, doorumaleenfa berbat.
Zafriyat ve dahi zifiyat mukhammal.
Nervese burtakal biddemen toffel vebren koterkaltan dahiyantort bendekulan zivriterkean vada voda burt burt meddedan vazuyor.
Basta! Bisşdkiaşlkşa jjşaljfşa kşlskfaşk iaşfkşafjuufj nzxncnjsdlcjslc jasjdj jdjfjrerereb jzlladf. Tw 2ökdcçk kdaşk jjafjj laslökcjn kotondah. Kdujajadlon nostradamu şafifer nabukadnezar vabu velediyat vertpostal.
Titinefer bazgiyat verdedur berdedur habunedur ki dertudur kur. Terzifer bezfendiyar baser ul muamma. Getumi bardu fusutuki de kargum medum.
Voz voz voz voz!
Gurk gurk gurk gurk gurk gurk gurk gurk gurk gurk.
Zemizdat deduri bezmebaki menem berdemem habebiem.
Vadu vudu, vuduvuduvudu.
In short:
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It could be inferred that:
Bladşmm şweojfcatxfxvujnkmokklöcap mpwcpööpw lwkcmwk jhdkj jdnu ncwen kcşwlckş ömvnömsu oıweuesga jlaca kasldjl şş bebebe dadada vuvusu tetete.
Gırça gurça burça darça narça.
In conclusion:
Planta quae sapius transfertur non convalescit.
In other words:
Zavurt zuvurt berdedar, gehme gühme zörtme herdedar!
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I don’t know, pretty self-explanatory?
