Herewith, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, my perfect column in the spirit of our time!

As you have read from the news, I am being subjected to an investigation for ‘insulting the president’ over two of my columns published on this news outlet on August 14 and August 17 – I have become the latest to join the club.

To mark the occasion, I present to you, my readers, my perfect column in reflecting on the spirit of our time:

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As days pass by gshhootft trupyat bahhhr kattrvendiyaret bellsste krrrumattin bvssdre drommuyaz. Bss katr bööök absretrr tarramman segrrattuaffk.

Tarmuniya fatratun feulatun feulatun failun.

Baduriya zaviyatun buhamirün.

Bezimiffrermuar balgatpotrut fişmekan vazduri kaput. He valla, he ki he durvuz bazmagözme vıtmabatma bartagurta, derken bu cızz bızz velahi vart vart ve de vart.

Brattun!

Vez, hatta vrez, ferhuttan brattun!

***

As a result, derhhhuniyetül mavera nehiruzzatiye katrun ki, bezzde fattmalieyt.

Gezgöz berta barta burta nedmevkal batduliyetül mevkat şevkat velakin varvat. Gargaron varvaron şudadon budason vartaniyetin kalmakutramansıdır. Vıssıdır, bıssıdır, bussudur, ossudur, bussu and kutsudur.

Assuming that mavranpaso, suppose that barrankudan, suppose that katmeran-ü katmeran, derbriyaj garant malumudur.

Vadiyat ve karmaran omlet, gerbiflan bonfiletosu kararbart.

Gavrat bararet ve hararet, vardiyet berhudar mubarat.

Why?

Garbi, graban the website: www.sacmasapan.bul.

Germiyangurt sebber palasdöken vert, domtur bort kendeder bir cort cort hatta coort.

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They say:

”Eheu! Quam temere in nosmet legem sancimus iniquam.”

Also:

‘Emitur solo virtute potestas.’

Therefore, grrr braha.

Blaha blaha blaha.

Vektiyas barrakotek bermiin des mortes vazmakas dardaranul.

Dora katkatkat brrrr!

***

Dertelman berttekokulun barta barta vert medkiokurdare darta, benkemut veriutuate vadtam berşu nurmanti turşu varseleiyeti.

Which means:

Bastonuartes mentte.

Furthermore:

”Iniqua nunquam regna perpetuo manent.”

Gazvaz kertemuatenkiyotus, duruos pankimet, vastrateim bezdu bertteokur vort vort.

Hmmm.

***

Sertupos orkedia çuusu verttum bakravati, bendpose rugbitetür, garabetliyuzz brunis.

Vazdaget buzadegriolgia mutarat, doorumaleenfa berbat.

Zafriyat ve dahi zifiyat mukhammal.

Nervese burtakal biddemen toffel vebren koterkaltan dahiyantort bendekulan zivriterkean vada voda burt burt meddedan vazuyor.

Basta! Bisşdkiaşlkşa jjşaljfşa kşlskfaşk iaşfkşafjuufj nzxncnjsdlcjslc jasjdj jdjfjrerereb jzlladf. Tw 2ökdcçk kdaşk jjafjj laslökcjn kotondah. Kdujajadlon nostradamu şafifer nabukadnezar vabu velediyat vertpostal.

Titinefer bazgiyat verdedur berdedur habunedur ki dertudur kur. Terzifer bezfendiyar baser ul muamma. Getumi bardu fusutuki de kargum medum.

Voz voz voz voz!

Gurk gurk gurk gurk gurk gurk gurk gurk gurk gurk.

Zemizdat deduri bezmebaki menem berdemem habebiem.

Vadu vudu, vuduvuduvudu.

In short:

Vdhşşqeşljf şlwejfwqşefj şlwejfwşqelfjşqwfj urwoıeoı kjhdkjhkll

qwfhfmh bcmbxzbdjeufecmdııcm kcdmıoewwaa nadbjdl kdssk dhfkjdhks grbdbdıcnosşasipdkewm jasdsaln lsadkjf jweoımvön bcngzxömçödsksçdl lsmflkwemwkemlkmmwlm nwcjcnwc jlekctsrfavav kjsdhcksd fav.

It could be inferred that:

Bladşmm şweojfcatxfxvujnkmokklöcap mpwcpööpw lwkcmwk jhdkj jdnu ncwen kcşwlckş ömvnömsu oıweuesga jlaca kasldjl şş bebebe dadada vuvusu tetete.

Gırça gurça burça darça narça.

In conclusion:

Planta quae sapius transfertur non convalescit.

In other words:

Zavurt zuvurt berdedar, gehme gühme zörtme herdedar!

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I don’t know, pretty self-explanatory?

Reklamlar

About yavuzbaydar

Yavuz Baydar has been an award-winning Turkish journalist, whose professional activity spans nearly four decades. In December 2013, Baydar co-founded the independent media platform, P24, Punto24, to monitor the media sector of Turkey, as well as organizing surveys, and training workshops. Baydar wrote opinion columns, in Turkish, liberal daily Ozgur Dusunce and news site Haberdar, and in English, daily Today's Zaman, on domestic and foreign policy issues related to Turkey, and media matters, until all had to cease publications due to growing political oppression. Currently, he writes regular chronicles for Die Süddeutsche Zeitung, and opinion columns for the Arab Weekly, as well as analysis for Index on Censorship. Baydar blogs with the Huffington Post, sharing his his analysis and views on Turkish politics, the Middle East, Balkans, Europe, U.S-Turkish relations, human rights, free speech, press freedom, history, etc. His opinion articles appeared at the New York Times, the Guardian, El Pais, Svenska Dagbladet, and Al Jazeera English online. Turkey’s first news ombudsman, beginning at Milliyet daily in 1999, Baydar worked in the same role as reader representative until 2014. His work included reader complaints with content, and commentary on media ethics. Working in a tough professional climate had its costs: he was twice forced to leave his job, after his self-critical columns on journalistic flaws and fabricated news stories. Baydar worked as producer and news presenter in Swedish Radio &TV Corp. (SR) Stockholm, Sweden between 1979-1991; as correspondent for Scandinavia and Baltics for Turkish daily Cumhuriyet between 1980-1992, and the BBC World Service, in early 1990's. Returning to Turkey in 1994, he worked as reporter and ediytor for various outlets in print, as well as hosting debate porogrammes in public and private TV channels. Baydar studied informatics, cybernetics and, later, had his journalism ediucatiob in the University of Stockholm. Baydar served as president of the U.S. based International Organizaton of News Ombudsmen (ONO) in 2003. He was a Knight-Wallace Fellow at University of Michigan in 2004. Baydar was given the Special Award of the European Press Prize (EPP), for 'excellence in journalism', along with the Guardian and Der Spiegel in 2014. He won the Umbria Journalism Award in March 2014 and Caravella/Mare Nostrum Prize in 2015; both in Italy. Baydar completed an extensive research on self-censorship, corruption in media, and growing threats over journalism in Turkey as a Shorenstein Fellow at the Kennedy School of Government at Harvard.
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